Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching

backwards?

 

A: A receding hareline

 

Q: Why does Peter

Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

 

A: Because his parents wouldn’t let him borrow the car!

 

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

 

A: Because it’s always on a sundae!

 

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

 

A: He was a little chicken.

 

Q. What did the cat say

after eating two robins

lying in the sun?

 

A. I just love baskin’

robbins.

 

Q. What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?

 

A. Neither one can ride a bike.