April Jokes of the Month
05/01/2014
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching
backwards?
A: A receding hareline
Q: Why does Peter
Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because his parents wouldn’t let him borrow the car!
Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it’s always on a sundae!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken.
Q. What did the cat say
after eating two robins
lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’
robbins.
Q. What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?
A. Neither one can ride a bike.